She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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