but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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