i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
