just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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