i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
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I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
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I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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