i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
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I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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