Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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