Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
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Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
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Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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