did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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