sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
i out mim tonsoeep
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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