I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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