margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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