I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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