dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
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Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
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Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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