My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Randomize
