yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I'm really busy with my period
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