It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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