Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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