do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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