She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
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Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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