The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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