I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
be right there i have to get my cape
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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