found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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