fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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