Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I accidentally had phone sex last night
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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