Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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