Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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