Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I pour the whiskey from now on
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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