capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
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the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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