Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
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if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
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WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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