I'm so fucking centered right now
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
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