I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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