i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
There are leaves in my underwear?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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