we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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