About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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