I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
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The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I did not marry a roomba.
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