Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
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My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
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Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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