Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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