people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
