Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I want to have your abortion
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
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Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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