i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
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I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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