ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
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he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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