No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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