How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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