Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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