This dress was meant to end up on your floor
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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