Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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