Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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