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he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
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This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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