just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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