Apparently you make a good broom.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
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