Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
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You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
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She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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