she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
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