what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Randomize
