At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
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It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
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When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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