hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
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Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
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I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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