It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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