Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
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We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
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I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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